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Thursday, June 14, 2007
Thus making life not worth living...
"Kellogg Co. plans to make popular brands like Pop Tarts, Fruit Loops and Apple Jacks healthier. " (CNN)
Dear Mr. Kellogg (Mongoloid, Esq.),
Hands off my Pop Tarts.
If I wanted to eat healthier, I'd buy a frickin' apple.
Yours 4ever, Nanuk
6 comments:
Anonymous
said...
Mmmmm! Apple Jacks...Haven't had them in who-knows-how-long. I used to love my Apple Jacks as a kid, one of the few cereals where I drank the milk afterwards.
As the parent of a child who thinks Fruit Loops should be one of the two basic food groups (with "more Fruit Loops" being the other), I can tell you that I have recently purchased "new"Fruit Loops with 30% less sugar. They are awful indeed.
I can only imagine what healthy Pop Tarts would taste like. Bleah!
But at least such news allowed you to slip in a John Kennedy Toole reference that isn't also connected to the Arcade Fire.
6 comments:
Mmmmm! Apple Jacks...Haven't had them in who-knows-how-long. I used to love my Apple Jacks as a kid, one of the few cereals where I drank the milk afterwards.
JAW fan
yeah, no interest in tofu pop tarts out here, neitha!
As the parent of a child who thinks Fruit Loops should be one of the two basic food groups (with "more Fruit Loops" being the other), I can tell you that I have recently purchased "new"Fruit Loops with 30% less sugar. They are awful indeed.
I can only imagine what healthy Pop Tarts would taste like. Bleah!
But at least such news allowed you to slip in a John Kennedy Toole reference that isn't also connected to the Arcade Fire.
And that's something, even if it's nothing.
and what would those little tete a claques kids think of "healthy" pop tarts?
They would chant: On veut PAS des Pop Tarts. On veut PAS des Pop Tarts.
thus leaving the poor guy in the bathrobe alone?
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