Rumour is that Bernie (The Earl Jones of the USA) Madoff has cancer.
Well, it worked for the Lockerbie guy. Might as well give it a whirl, Bern.
Maybe Davey Hilton can say he has cancer too, since it looks like he's going back in the can. Ah, the Hiltons! I remember years and years ago, I worked with a woman who knew them as children and she would always say what nice boys they were. Didn't matter what they were on trial for (public drunkedness, depanneur hold-ups, jailhouse sodomy) they were still such nice boys. The good ole days.
(Aside to BJB: Never wrote that book "Punch Drunk" did you? Just as well. You would have to publish a new, updated edition every 6 months.)
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Peggy Atwood once wrote that biographies should only be written about people after they die. Can't say I agree with her often, but I do here.
Shouldn't be too long now, I think.
In 1986 Stanley Whyte (Anonymous) threatened to write my biography and entitle it "Not A Bad Looking Midget." Since then I've believed that that sort of book should only be allowed after you're dead.
It warms my heart that you remember that. Also - I must point out that title grew out of seeing the Harmonica Rascals on the Wayne Thomas show.
Not that matters- I just thought it would be nice for anyone doing a Google or Bing search to end up here.
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