The White House has junked the McClellatron 3000. I won’t miss it/him. He was dull, uninspiring, lacking in bells and whistles.
Time to bring back Ari Fleischer. Now there’s a man I can hate with relish. He has no peer in the domain of oily sleaziness. Bring back Ari! Bring back Ari! Ari, come home.
And if they can’t land the elusive slippery Fleischer, I know just the back-up for the job: Crazy Lou Dobbs. He’ll tell it to us straight. No mincer of words, he.
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