Friday, September 02, 2011

No FF news is bad news

Wouldn't you know it? Now that the blog has been renamed, there is basically nothing new with Fancy Feast. That's life, eh?

Yesterday we discussed whether or not he should be wearing a tie to work. I think he should dress to impress, but he said that in this job he has to visit clients, which sometimes means having to get on the floor under a desk to work on cables. If he was wearing a tie, he would likely kneel on it, thus choking himself.

We both agreed this is bad. So, no tie.

It's a holiday weekend coming up. This means he will be spending 3 days in the company of his new room-mates. How likely is it that he will be at war with these new people by Sunday? Stay tuned...

4 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

he seems obsessed with the tie issue

Anonymous said...

At this stage in the game, you can make up stories if you want...we'll believe anything about this nut.

Possible scenarios:
-his encounter with Bigfoot while camping
-his argument with a grocery clerk over the price of Olive Oil
-a spat with a co-worker over bathroom etiquette
-how he plans on getting a refund for the tie he bought since he won't be wearing it anymore.

JAW fan

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

I'm sure if he met Bigfoot, they'd share a joint.

Truth is always better than fiction. I'll wait for developments from Calgary.

I think I'm the one obsessed with the tie, more than him. It must be symbolic of me desperately wanting him to grow up.

Brian Busby said...

Kneeling on one's tie? Really? Clearly he's having trouble with his Windsor knot. There's plenty of kneeling in church and I never saw a sexton strangled. It's just an excuse. Next FF will be pushing to wear dungarees.