It was an exciting night as Mr. Anon and Sister Anon got their thrill meeting Smoothie. He gets nervous meeting new people, and trying to make a good impression, and literally cannot stop talking. What can I say? It cannot be helped.
Within 5 minutes of meeting Sis Anon, Smoothie was pointing at the front of his pants and saying "Hey look at this". I was struck dumb, not knowing where this was heading. But it was just his proud display of his weight loss and adjusted belt notches. (!!!!) What a nut.
He later said, twice, that Sis Anon is "so cute" and seems likes "a very liberal woman". Take that as you may. (?!?!)
Anyway, I thought things were going okay with just Mr and Sis Anon but when the other fellow showed up, and Smoothie attempted to display his movie trivia knowledge, I knew this was a potential social disaster in the making, but he just would not shut up. Like many people his age, he thinks he knows a lot about movies, when frankly, he knows alot about movies in the past 20 years, and very little about anything else. So berating him in the theatre, I said this guy knows more than you ever will and you shouldn't really be challenging him. Then he said: "that guy's gay, right?" I said I was not aware of his status, but I believed it was "confused".
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"confused" will suffice.
Since Smoothie is well-versed in movies of the last 20 years, did you mention which film he might recognize Other Fellow from?
I told him afterward, and he was duly impressed. He had one question about Kate Winslet "Did he see her boobs?" sigh.
some people have all the fun--
I was SO jealous the anons got to meet smoothie!!!
Really, Sadie? I thought you were only a fan of Fancy Feast.
so will he be contacting the loose sister anon shortly for a date?
Smoothie is a riot! I like him. But only as a friend...
P.S. Does his father have a girlfriend?
His father has a wife, Mrs. Smoothie's Mother.
Oh, and I've seen pictures of his father. One word: Rasputin. I'm not joking.
lover of the russian queen:
nothing to sneeze at
I'm a fan of all the characters in your blog!!! I think you should have a party I can crash to meet them all.
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