I received an excited call from Smoothie. His technical school puts out a promotional calendar which it distributes free during the month of March.
Each month features a different program and he is Mr. June. Not to worry, this is not a shirtless fireman-type thing. He is in full welding gear, covered head to toe. Sparks are flying. It's actually not a bad photo, and if you know him, you can recognize his face inside the helmet.
He'll be ready to autograph any copies, if desired. I'm sure he's already practicing his signature.