Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Fat for 50, Part 1 in the series

Sometime last year, around this time, I was determined to embark on a Fit for 50 plan. As this has proven to be unachievable, I have chosen instead to substitute the letter "a" for the letter "i" and am happy to report that I am right on target to achieve my goal. Hurray for me.

In the past 24 hours alone, I have eaten pizza, gooey chocolate brownies and, for lunch just now, a smoked meat with fries.

My comment to my sis that I would soon be on a Fit for 51 plan was met with derisive mocking.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

JAW fan has returned to the world of blogging...still busy here, but not like last year.

I, too, must shed a few pounds before leaving for Mexico. Ideally, 20...realistically, 10...hopefully, 5. Have been chip-free for three days now and have cut out snacking (all which will resume once I hit the Mexican grocery stores)

I have never weighed more than I do now...I have passed the 190 mark..Surprisingly, no one believes me, as it doesn't really show...but will be a little more evident when I'm prancing around in my Speedo.

JAW fan

Nanuk of the North, the Mastermind behind [blank] said...

Please provide photos of said prancing.

cityofmushrooms said...

speaking of speedos: perhaps mr alec should have worn one in "It's Complicated" which I finally saw over the holidays (merci, monsieur PVR, merci)

Nanuk of the North, the Mastermind behind [blank] said...

I'm disappointed that it took us until January 5 before we got our first mention of Alec*. We are slipping, folks.


*fat, naked Alec, to be more precise.

Anonymous said...

That should be our main resolution this year: more naked Alec talk.

JAW fan

cityofmushrooms said...

ditto