Monday, August 02, 2010

Monday morning heh heh

First thing at work every morning is to check the spam folder of my email. Most of it is truly spam but occasionally an actual email for me goes astray. Most often, and for no reason we can determine, these are from Mr. Anon. Anyway.

Most of the spam is about fake Rolex watches and penis enlargement pills (also fake, I'd venture to guess). The messages are generic, but this one made me laugh out loud today: "Make your wife be proud of you. Ladies won't laugh at your long tower anymore".

Long tower? Sorry, I'm laughing.


cityofmushrooms said...

why are you at work? doesn't the distinct society get the august first holiday, by jove?

Nanuk of the North, the Mastermind behind [blank] said...

Ben non. We get St. Jean Baptiste instead. Except for JAW Fan, whose company, I believe, are traitors to Quebec and get this Monday off. Traitors, I tells ya.

Anonymous said...

JAW fan's company does not give the Monday off in Quebec....but he took it as a vacation day anyway.

JAW fan

cityofmushrooms said...