Wow, the separations are coming fast and furious. This is more hectic to keep track of than celeb deaths.
Everyone's (non) favourite Defence Minster, Peter Potato Head, and his fiancee have decided not to marry after all. Aw. Poor Petey.
A quick glance through the comments section of the G&M reveals numerous references to Peter going back to his beloved potato patch with his loyal dog by his side...to weep and ponder. This guy is a godsend for those who like a laugh.