Wednesday, November 09, 2011

The eternal dilemma

Yesterday I was so happy because I read the story of the woman in Newfoundland who is 106 years old and eats pizza and fries. My hero.

But then today I see that the fat aptly-named rapper Heavy D dropped dead at age 44.

You can't win. Statistically speaking I'd imagine that for every 106-year-old pizza-eating woman, there are ten fatties not making it to 50. Sigh.


Anonymous said...

Here's the way I look at it: eat relatively healthy until the age of 85. After that (should you live that long) it doesn't really matter what the hell you eat (pizza, fries, ice-cream. chocolate) because after 85, it's all gravy anyway...mmmm! gravy!

JAW fan

cityofmushrooms said...

put gravy on your tofu

Nanuk of the North, Electronic Rapist said...

True. When my mother was over 80, she ate a lot of ice cream and chocolate Turtles. At first, sis and I thought this was not good, but it didn't take long for us to say: Heck, she's 80, let her eat what she wants.

Turtles, Turtles, la la la
Turtles, Turtles, ha ha ha.

Anonymous said...

Actually, I have decided to lower the age to 75.

85 is kind of pushing it!

JAW fan