Monday, February 21, 2011

World events

Tunisia, Egypt, Bahrain, yeah, yeah, whatever. But Libya?

Mo's on his way out? Say it ain't so. There are still crazy speeches to give, powder-blue jumpsuits to be sported and Bedouin tents to be raised in inappropriate places. He's not done yet.

And worst of all: think of those unemployed female bodyguards. What will happen to them? I'm sure Berlusconi is ready to hire them all, but seems like he's in a bit of trouble himself. Somebody hire the female bodyguards!! I think we should take them in. Just picture Harper surrounded by bodacious, high-kickin' babes. It's so perverse it appeals to me. The Harpo Squad.

1 comment:

cityofmushrooms said...

watched "duck soup" last night--so like the idea of harpo messing up harper (cutting his ties, stealing his peanuts, playing bongos on his head etc)