I would be amiss if I did not take a moment to blog on the Better Marriage Blanket, the carbon-lined flatuence-absorbing miracle product.
It actually soaks up the smell of prrrrrrt.
This is amazing. But...doesn't that take some of the fun out of marriage. Ladies, no longer complaining about your hubbie's in-bed odors? Won't you feel like something has been lost?
What I love in the interview I read with the inventor (in salon.com) is this assumption that only men pass stinky wind in bed. How naive. How cute.