Went to a birthday dinner for a friend last night. Only ladies present. We all brought funny cards for the guest of honour.
This was not my card, but it was the biggest hit.
Two women on the front. One is saying "Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm." Second one is saying: "What are you doing for it?"
Open card. First woman says: "Sniffing pepper."
My friends laughed and laughed.
BLESS YOU, HURRICANE HATTIE. That joke never gets old.