I can't keep up. In the past week or so: Robert Culp and Malcom McLaren.
Last week, I got hell from JAW Fan for not reporting of the death of ancient John Forsyth of Dynasty (and Charlie's Angels) fame. I figured I didn't need to report on people who were on shows I didn't care about. How silly of me.
So I won't make the same mistake twice in a row. I never watched Designing Women, but JAW Fan will be upset if I don't mention that Dixie Carter died.
And a whole bunch of important Polish people died, and darn it! not one of them was my Crazy Neighbour!! The weirdest moment in all this is Pooty Poot Putin "assuring" everyone that he PERSONALLY will oversee the investigation of the crash. Well, we all know what that means. Nobody will ever know what happened. Friggin' Putin.
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How could you not care about CHARLIE'S ANGELS...???
I apologize. It must have something to do with not being a gay male!
last time I checked, I'm not a gay male either, but I was a regular wednesday-at-eight (or was that nine?)-charlie's-angels-gal
of course I used to watch it with a lesbian friend who was a huge cheryl ladd fan which I never got--cheryl seemed like a such a second- hand farrah but w/out the silvery teeth or hair
I thing I'm goin' outta my head,
I can't believe that Dixie's dead,
Darkness envelopes...sadness...murk
But at least it wasn't Delta Burke.
JAW fan
Oops.. should be "I think" What a way to ruin a poem!!!
JAW fan
Another star of TV's Dynasty Fame
Also died, though you'd know not his name.
He was hot at the time, him I did love,
So Rest in Peace, Christopher Cazenove.
JAW fan
Even the minor-est of celebs get a poem if they ever struck JAW Fan's fancy. Touching!
you must have some connection who could accuse your neighbour of being involved in the conspiracy? Maybe there'd be less ironing outdoor or hanging toilet seat covers on your fence for awhile....
Ode to your neighbours:
Either move somewhere across the bridge,
Or stop bringing outside everything from your fridge.
JAW fan
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