Thursday, April 15, 2010

Odds'n'ends

Larry King is getting his 8th divorce. Good lord. He is accused of cheating. This raises so many questions. The thought that there are 8 women on the planet who could've tolerated being married to hideous, moronic Larry, is already mind-boggling. But that he's having affairs. Larry King? Face it, Larry ain't no Tiger. I shudder.

Second point of the today. Pro-obesity websites. I haven't read the article in today's G&M, but I'm intrigued by the idea of being a gainer. Gaining weight on a website for people's entertainment. Who am I kidding? It's just a reason to gorge on chips. Still....it's tempting. I guess deep down I want to wear a muumuu. Like Homer.

Third, hockey!! I can't believe Ottawa won last night. For a change I don't want them to win. I want to see more of Sidney. Am looking forward to watching Montreal die a quick, painless death. In 4.

Fourth, I didn't hear from Mr. North Carolina yesterday. I'm disappointed. Don't tell me I've been dumped already!

6 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

what?! no larry king in a muumuu poem?

Susieq said...

Larry King - the latest in a long line of old, rich, slightly creepy men that for some reason, some women seem to be queuing up to be with!!!! I don't get it either.

Read an article on gainers here recently and found it just as bizarre as those websites that encourage anorexia - very very odd.

Anonymous said...

Larry King is getting a divorce
From a fatty who eats like a horse,
And Nanuk, too, has been dumped,
'Cause the Canadiens are in a slump.

A mish-mash is what you get, it seems
When you're posting has too many themes

JAW fan

Anonymous said...

Nanuk,

I meant "your", I made a mistake
Please don't yell at me, for Heaven's sake.
I caught it just after it was sent,
But at least I didn't write "should have went"

JAW fan

Nanuk of the North, the Mastermind behind [blank] said...

Like I have EVER yelled at you over grammar. Hah.

When I predict Canadiens will go down in 4, of course they win. Lame-ass Capitals.

I heard from Mr. NC this morning. So I am not dumped yet.

cityofmushrooms said...

I be seen that error to
but me no just what to do
don't say nuffin
shut yer mouf
or nanuk she give you clout