Sunday, April 11, 2010

Too many celebs dying in rapid succession

I can't keep up. In the past week or so: Robert Culp and Malcom McLaren.

Last week, I got hell from JAW Fan for not reporting of the death of ancient John Forsyth of Dynasty (and Charlie's Angels) fame. I figured I didn't need to report on people who were on shows I didn't care about. How silly of me.

So I won't make the same mistake twice in a row. I never watched Designing Women, but JAW Fan will be upset if I don't mention that Dixie Carter died.

And a whole bunch of important Polish people died, and darn it! not one of them was my Crazy Neighbour!! The weirdest moment in all this is Pooty Poot Putin "assuring" everyone that he PERSONALLY will oversee the investigation of the crash. Well, we all know what that means. Nobody will ever know what happened. Friggin' Putin.

9 comments:

Jason Stockl said...

How could you not care about CHARLIE'S ANGELS...???

Nanuk of the North, the Mastermind behind [blank] said...

I apologize. It must have something to do with not being a gay male!

cityofmushrooms said...

last time I checked, I'm not a gay male either, but I was a regular wednesday-at-eight (or was that nine?)-charlie's-angels-gal

of course I used to watch it with a lesbian friend who was a huge cheryl ladd fan which I never got--cheryl seemed like a such a second- hand farrah but w/out the silvery teeth or hair

Anonymous said...

I thing I'm goin' outta my head,
I can't believe that Dixie's dead,
Darkness envelopes...sadness...murk
But at least it wasn't Delta Burke.

JAW fan

Anonymous said...

Oops.. should be "I think" What a way to ruin a poem!!!

JAW fan

Anonymous said...

Another star of TV's Dynasty Fame
Also died, though you'd know not his name.
He was hot at the time, him I did love,
So Rest in Peace, Christopher Cazenove.

JAW fan

Nanuk of the North, the Mastermind behind [blank] said...

Even the minor-est of celebs get a poem if they ever struck JAW Fan's fancy. Touching!

Anonymous said...

you must have some connection who could accuse your neighbour of being involved in the conspiracy? Maybe there'd be less ironing outdoor or hanging toilet seat covers on your fence for awhile....

Anonymous said...

Ode to your neighbours:

Either move somewhere across the bridge,
Or stop bringing outside everything from your fridge.

JAW fan