Monday, October 03, 2011

Endless Summer No More

Summer has ended and I am hoping that it will be June 2012 before I once again have to read either of the following phrases:

a) [insert celebrity name] rocks a bikini;
and
b) [insert celebrity name] shows off her bikini body.

Why is the bikini the only item of clothing that, when one is wearing it, one's whole body becomes that item. I don't get it. I think all clothes should now have this honour. I want to see this headline:

"Nanuk of the North flaunts her muumuu body"

Oh yeah, baby.

3 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

mushrooms rocks her parka

Anonymous said...

JAW fan flashes his jumper.

Anonymous said...

Mrs. A. gives up beer and fancy drinks for better bod (hmph!)