Summer has ended and I am hoping that it will be June 2012 before I once again have to read either of the following phrases:
a) [insert celebrity name] rocks a bikini;
b) [insert celebrity name] shows off her bikini body.
Why is the bikini the only item of clothing that, when one is wearing it, one's whole body becomes that item. I don't get it. I think all clothes should now have this honour. I want to see this headline:
"Nanuk of the North flaunts her muumuu body"
Oh yeah, baby.