I've seen two news stories about a cat in the USA who has been officially declared "the world's longest cat". He is, apparently, one and a half centimeters longer than the former world's longest cat. This is measured from tip of nose to tip of tail.
How does one even get a cat to lie still long enough to measure accurately.
If you are looking for me this evening, I'll be home with a tape measure, and safety goggles and oven mitts, trying to measure cats. I suspect I may own the world's roundest cat.
Is "world's longest cat" the new "world's oldest man"? Will we be informed each time one dies?
1 comment:
maybe you have to drug 'em to measure 'em
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