I'm certain you are as relieved as I am to learn that the gang of thieves who stole $30 million worth of maple syrup have been arrested. We can all sleep well tonight. After we have pancakes.
Only 2/3 of the stolen syrup has been recovered, which means there's $10 million in contraband still hidden out there. I hope we don't become a syrupy Mexico. Instead of Santo defending us, we will have Bonhomme.
The most interesting part of this story to me was the fact that Quebec holds strategic reserves of maple syrup. Stategic reserves. That's not black gold, it's golden gold. mmm.