Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Creaky old bag

I got on a crowded 105 bus last night and some young guy offered me his seat.  I said no, thank you. Then he stood up and insisted and I repeated no, it's no problem.  He looked quite upset that I refused his kind offer.

I am old.

I want to go live in a cave and be depressed. I wish I drank.

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cityofmushrooms said...

but you could have SAT and READ on the bus!! you should have gone for it--
o I forgot: you can't read on the bus
well, OK you could have sat and stared into space comfortably

--you aren't old: Bruce s. is older
always will be

Anonymous said...

take the damn seat! You don't want to discourage the poor guy from offering it to a really old person now would you? Mrs. A.

Anonymous said...

p.s. maybe he thought you were pregnant (oooh, I'm not scoring points today am I?)

Nanuk of the North, Electronic Rapist said...

That is what Smoothie said to me last year when a young woman offered me her seat. "maybe she thought you were pregnant". It is better to be thought of as pregnant than old. Really.

Anonymous said...

You should have just said; "Don't bother standin', honey, I'll just plop myself down on your lap if you don't mind...you sweet little young thing, you!"

JAW fan

note: Not quite sure why you sound like some southern belle, but you get the idea!

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a new motto in life: WWJFD
(what would JAW fan do)

because of course he is right, you southern belle you

Nanuk of the North, Electronic Rapist said...

I did note that he was a bit of a cutie but did bat my eyelashes at him nor say "well aren't you just the sweetest thing".

Nanuk of the North, Electronic Rapist said...

That should read did NOT bat my eyelashes at him.

These comments need an edit function.

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