Thursday, January 05, 2012

In Wedding News

Well, single gals, looks like we are out of luck. There's is now a Mrs. Potato Head.

Yep, our Potato Head Defense Minister, has gotten married. I was just reading the bio of the new Mrs. Potato Head, and I think she married down. She appears very accomplished, while he is just a Tory doofus. Oh well.

How long will it last? Will Peter PH be the Russell Brand of the Harper cabinet? Do we give it 14 months? Or will Mrs. PH do a Sinead, and have second thoughts after 18 days? Stay tuned.

3 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

or shave her head like the one-time ms pinhead o'conner?

Anonymous said...

but did you hear the big news today? Johnny Depp may be available soon.

Nanuk of the North, Electronic Rapist said...

I hadn't heard. How interesting!