Friday, January 13, 2012

Fancy Feast wants to enter the "snow war"

I was complaining about CPN to FF in an email. So he wrote:

"Would you like me to come over and straighten him out? I'll just go have a talk with him. It'll start with "Please don't shovel snow onto Nanuk's property." How the conversation ends is entirely up to him. But I can guarantee you he won't do it anymore after a talk with me. No threats or anything, I'll keep it civil. I just have a way of showing pricks like that I mean business. And it's such a stupid thing to be confrontational about that he'll just drop it."

I responded: "Frankly, I think he's a bit off and has power/control issues, so I'm afraid it would end in a confrontation. And you can't park on my lawn all winter. As soon as you would leave, he'd go back to doing it. I'm convinced. thanks anyway."

FF responded: "I know his type quite well. Trust me, I am very confident that I can yield permanent results out of him. It would also give me an excuse to visit you ;) "

We can see where this is headed, right?


cityofmushrooms said...

since the sexy food fotos didn't work--now he is going to PROTECT YOU from all CPN's o and by the way he'll have to live in your house to do so

Nanuk of the North, Electronic Rapist said...

He sent me 5 more pictures of various dishes he has prepared this week. They all looked really tasty. Evil man.

cityofmushrooms said...

horns and a forked tail

Anonymous said...

Talk about your sneaky Romeo!...Next he'll be tempting you with foot massages and daily neck rubs...and, before you know it, you'll be the light that breaks through a yonder window!!!

JAW fan