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Friday, January 13, 2012

Fancy Feast wants to enter the "snow war"

I was complaining about CPN to FF in an email. So he wrote:

"Would you like me to come over and straighten him out? I'll just go have a talk with him. It'll start with "Please don't shovel snow onto Nanuk's property." How the conversation ends is entirely up to him. But I can guarantee you he won't do it anymore after a talk with me. No threats or anything, I'll keep it civil. I just have a way of showing pricks like that I mean business. And it's such a stupid thing to be confrontational about that he'll just drop it."

I responded: "Frankly, I think he's a bit off and has power/control issues, so I'm afraid it would end in a confrontation. And you can't park on my lawn all winter. As soon as you would leave, he'd go back to doing it. I'm convinced. thanks anyway."

FF responded: "I know his type quite well. Trust me, I am very confident that I can yield permanent results out of him. It would also give me an excuse to visit you ;) "

We can see where this is headed, right?

4 Comments:

  • since the sexy food fotos didn't work--now he is going to PROTECT YOU from all CPN's o and by the way he'll have to live in your house to do so
    --crafty

    By Anonymous cityofmushrooms, at 9:09 PM  

  • He sent me 5 more pictures of various dishes he has prepared this week. They all looked really tasty. Evil man.

    By Blogger Nanuk of the North, Electronic Rapist, at 9:39 PM  

  • horns and a forked tail

    By Anonymous cityofmushrooms, at 10:57 PM  

  • Talk about your sneaky Romeo!...Next he'll be tempting you with foot massages and daily neck rubs...and, before you know it, you'll be the light that breaks through a yonder window!!!

    JAW fan

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:40 AM  

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