Wednesday, July 20, 2011

No News from Fancy Feast

I have not heard from FF in five days. Does this mean:

a) he has learnt to manage his money?
b) he got a job?
c) he has run off with the medical marijuana delivery woman and will live happily stoned ever after?
d) his phone died and he can't reach me?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

there are other options:

1: he slipped on his olive oil and conked his head against a big rock

2: he choked on his fresh dill

3: his mother sent him cash so he doesn't need to reach out to you just yet

4: grizzly bear????


JAW fan

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

He borrowed money from a grizzly bear?

cityofmushrooms said...

I vote "c"

Anonymous said...

he's found a hippie commune and is smoking lots of weed.

that or 'c'.