My heart can't keep watching. It will give out. It's the Big One. Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you, honey! ayeeee.
For those who are expecting commentary on the Dutch victory. Here it is: Yay!
Unexpected and delightful. All the way, you Dutch guys!
As for Ghana. Well, first Uruguay: Sometimes you win by not losing. And as for Ghana: sometimes you just plain lose by losing. Really, guys. No excuses for Gyan. My heart, as I said earlier, was in my throat. Pure torture.
One other thing: Uruguay has the greatest anthem evah! The intro is longer than most other complete anthems, and it is so zany and jolly, even more than Italy's. It sounds like it's from a Marx Bros movie. Fortunately we'll get to hear it again!