Tuesday, May 28, 2013

In CPN News

Spying over the fence for the past couple days, I have noted that the CPN is not going to work and spends the whole day (outdoors, of course) in his pyjamas and a robe. While this type of behaviour could indicate that he has entered the Hefner Zone, I do not believe this to be the case.

Yesterday, while CPN Wife and CPN Daughter ate a normal supper, CPN himself dined on toast and soup. So clearly, he has recently undergone surgery of some kind.

In the immortal words of Basil Fawlty:  Let's hope it's nothing trivial.


Brian Busby said...

Speculating that CPN has entered the Hefner Zone is one thing, but don't you think you consult someone who has actually witnessed the Great Man in action? You know, someone who has been to the Grotto and back?

mshrms said...

with mister CPN??!

Brian Busby said...

With Ava Fabian. Harvey Korman and Salman Rushdie were standing on the lawn. Bizarre, but true.

Nanuk of the North, Electronic Rapist said...

Harv and Salm, what a wacky pair.