Wednesday, November 14, 2012

A Modest Update

In an email sent at 9:50 p.m Tuesday, FF assured me that he and the GF will be at my place at 4:00 p.m. on Saturday to commence preparation of the meal.  And that everything is under control.  He also apologized if his lack of communication had caused me any "stress".

(He added that he now understands that the expression "explosive diarrhea" is literally true.  Should that really have been in the same email?)


mushrooms said...

accounts of gastro woes should perhaps be in a different e-mail

Anonymous said...

...and DEFINITELY not to be shared with the guests as he serves the meal.

He will be serving, right? Or is it merely a cook and leave type of event?

Which leads me to my next question. Who is responsible for cleaning the dirty pots afterwards?


Nanuk of the North, Electronic Rapist said...

He is doing the serving, or the girlfriend is, I'm not sure.
I'm sure he'll offer to do the dishes, but honestly, I'd rather do them myself. I know he won't put stuff away in the right place.