Monday, April 09, 2012

This is poem-worthy

NEW YORK, N.Y. - A Quebec actress is being held on suspicion of stalking actor Alec Baldwin, authorities in New York City said Monday. A New York police department spokesman says Genevieve Sabourin, a 40-year-old actress from the Montreal-area, was arrested Sunday at the "30 Rock" star's Manhattan apartment after the actor called to file a complaint. The blond-haired, hazel-eyed Sabourin was arrested and charged with aggravated harassment and stalking after attempting to talk her way into the apartment building via the doorman.


Four words: JAW Fan in drag.

5 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

you go, JAW fan!

Anonymous said...

Just got back from New York,
Turns out Alec I didn't pork.
Spent eighty bucks on that dress
My entire plan...one big mess.
Started about three weeks ago
When I saw him on a late night show.
Mr. Baldwin has lost some weight
And might I say looking great!
So, I hatched this crazy plan
To nab this hunky actor man
Bought a dress and a crazy wig
One that Shaft would really dig
Walked into his apartment building
(Note: no weapons was I a-wielding)
Was hoping to sneak into his room
For a little late-night boom-boom-boom
Had a complete copy of the floorplan
But first I had to pass the doorman,
But the stupid motherf**king jerk!
Ruined all my calculated work
Then the cops dragged me away
And told me I was going to pay.
Needless to say there was no poontang
With Mr. Baldwin's manly love wang.
But "Try, Try again!" that's my motto
Or is it "Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto"?
Either way I won't rest
Till I've nestled his hairy chest,
Rubbed his belly and grabbed his knob
And gave him a classic JAW fan job!

JAW fan
(Happy NaPoMo)

Nanuk of the North, Electronic Rapist said...

WOW is all I can say to that.

Anonymous said...

We're speechless.

cityofmushrooms said...

...and the month has just begun!!