Monday, January 21, 2013

The Return of the Romantic Male Box

It being a New Year, I have returned to the scene of nefarious activities, i.e. Internet dating.

Last week, I came in contact with a guy who is a bit wacky but seems fun. Chatting on the phone before meeting in person, he said he noted that I had nice teeth which meant I am not a smoker. I confirmed that I am indeed not a smoker, and thought okaaay.  We met on Saturday and one of the first things he asked was "Are your teeth real?"  I paused, laughed and said "Yes, are yours?" He said yes, which is obvious because one has a big chip in it.  Other than this teeth fetish, he seems "normal".  In fact, on first meeting, before the teeth thing, he said to me "Hey, you are normal!" That is the world of the Internet for ya, the pleasant surprise that the person you are meeting is in fact normal and not a raving loon.

Now if I can figure out what the teeth thing is about... If he hangs around I will need a nickname for him, based on his real name, which in Clash fan "code" indicates he "can't fail".

6 comments:

mushrooms said...

are you sure you haven't stumbled onto the "dentist internet dating" site for clash man?

Nanuk of the North, Electronic Rapist said...

He's definitely not a dentist.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he was desperately hoping you had no teeth...nudge, nudge, wink, wink!!!

Knuckles

Anonymous said...

LOL!
So will we be calling him Colgate or Aquafresh?

Anonymous said...

Looks like Fancy Feast will be replaced by Dandy Teeth.

Knuckles

Nanuk of the North, Electronic Rapist said...

We have a winner. He shall henceforth be known as Aquafresh.