2016 is here at last. The glorious year when many amongst us will reach the glorious age of 55 and reap the benefits of ample senior discounts.
What's that you say? There aren't any senior discounts at age 55 anymore.
But, but....there used to be! There used to be $3 off at the movies. No more?
Well....great. Just great. What is the point of turning 55 if I won' t get $3 off at the movies. Phooey. Like Sammy, I can't drive 55. (Yeah, I did that on purpose to put that song in your head.)
I can't driiiive fifty fiiiiive!!
P.S. RIP Lemmy of Motorhead fame.