What about Tab?

Hey, I just learned that Pepsi stands for: “Pay Each Penny to Save Israel”.

Boy, all those years of worrying I was acting like a French Canadian stereotype and it turns that all along I’ve been a Zionist shill and I didn’t even know it. The things ya learn on the Internet.

Suddenly I’m thirsty.

Second point, when did Tab come back on the market and who decided it's an energy drink? Decades ago, wasn't Tab just another foul-tasting diet soda? Suddenly, it's healthy. I love marketing.