Far be it from me to want to save Mr. Potato Head from himself, but I'm worried.
Oftentimes lovestruck men are dumb. And this is one of those times.
Condi, the wily she-wolf, she's luring him into a trap, leading him around by his tuber.
Can't he see where this is headed? As soon as he commits to sending 1,000 more troops to Afghanistan, she'll drop him like (sorry) a hot potato.
Then there's the jealous George angle. Look at poor Jack Straw. He fell for Condi's charms, next thing you know, Tony Blair's hotline from the White House is ringing, and gentleman Jack is out of a job.
Peter Potato should keep this in mind. But, then again, men never learn from other men's mistakes, do they?
2 comments:
hee hee hee
leading him around by his tuber
you funny miz nanuk
This is such a big (ish) story, it even made it into the paper here this week. It can't be true, can it?
Has Condi EVER had a boyfriend??? I mean, ever???
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