"Rip Torn will appear before a Connecticut judge again, this time to face allegations the 78-year-old actor broke into a bank with a loaded gun while intoxicated."
Good god, man. You're 78 years old. What the hell is the matter with you?
You know who I want to see at 78 years old, breaking into a bank with a loaded gun while intoxicated?
Mr. Anonymous.
Dunno why. I just wanna live to see that.
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It's now on my agenda.
he can call it: "Geriatric Revenge of Year of the Dragon: The Prune Juice Heist"
Maybe Mickey can play me (again) in the movie version. He'll only be in his 80s.
and having another comeback
Angelica Torn's Facebook status yesterday morning: "my dad's a moron. there. i said it."
And yet some people like Anonymous still refuse to join Facebook.
The Facebook peer pressure group has followed me to this blog - is there no escape???
Down with Facebook! It is an evil cult, like Up With People.
and really do I want my face on a book I actually didn't write?
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