Alert!

I have been following closely the horrific story of the wing commander who is charged with two murders and a couple of home invasion assaults, the guy that all the co-workers and neighbours say is a terrific person who they would never in a million years suspect of such terrible crimes.

Let me say this right now. You never know what your neighbours are truly up to. But I am totally ready to accuse my neighbour of any crime whatsoever.

Therefore, I wish to clearly state that if anything happens to me, the first suspect must be my Crazy Polish Neighbour. Don't let him get away with it, especially if I have been brained with a shovel. HE DID IT.