I’m thinking I’m going to have a field day with the Republican Vice-Presidential nominee.
So, her kids are named:
Trig (like onometry?)
Track (and field? Or suit?)
Bristol (MyersSquibb)
Willow (whatever?) and
Piper (wait! That’s a near-normal name. Kid must’ve been adopted and arrived with a No-Name-Change-Allowed tag attached.)
And this woman will be in charge of the free world when McCain's rotted old carcass keels over? Putin’s wetting himself right now. I can hear his evil laughter from across the globe.
If McCain thinks he’s going to win over angry women who wanted Hillary in the race, he’s crazier than I thought. Women who support Hillary will not vote for a woman who is anti-choice. Insane. I’ll bet Pat Buchanan loves her, though. She had lots of babies. Yay for white American babies, even ones from Alaska!
Joe Biden must’ve already known this news last night, which would explain why he couldn’t stop grinning his massive toothy grin. Bring on the VP debate, he’s gonna slice, dice and julienne her hide and have it for breakfast. Chomp, chomp with his giant perfect teeth.
2 comments:
trig?!
Where do they get these names from? I thought this was a joke at first, but read this on NY times website....
"Sons Track and Trig Paxson Van; daughters Piper, Bristol and Willow"
How could anyone vote for someone who gives their children such odd names? And she favours drilling in some wildlife wilderness up there. Ewwwww
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