Friday, September 05, 2008

Romantic Malebox News: At last!

This is it.

I've found him. The one. The perfect man. He is 44, lives in Ottawa, owns cats and plays the bagpipes.

Now I have to come up with an incredibly witty e-mail to approach him with. Suggestions?

5 comments:

cityofmushrooms said...

pour on the charm (and mention how you love the pipes)

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but saying " I love the pipes" sounds like code for something. Remember - in the electronic world, everything you say means something else.

cityofmushrooms said...

don't listen to anon-
EVERYbody loves the pipes-
say it loud, say it proud

Anonymous said...

...ask him if he wears a kilt when he's piping and whether his pussy loves the oudoor fresh air...hmmm,
maybe not a good idea!

JAW fan

Anonymous said...

"outdoor" for those of you unable to decipher my typo.

JAW fan