It's time for a new feature: The Tuesday morning sex round-up!
Item 1:
A couple in South Africa who were having sex on a railway track in Mpumalanga Province have been killed by a goods train, police say. (BBC)
My first thought: there are worse ways to die. For example, being killed by a speeding train while not having sex.
Item 2:
I don't have the quote from the paper on this one, but I read over the weekend about a guy in Alberta (Edmonton? Calgary?) who has been arrested for visiting Open Houses and then masturbating in the bedrooms. Perhaps unclear on the concept of the master bedroom?
A real fixer-upper! Needs TLC.
2 comments:
Seriously...WHO HAS SEX ON RAILWAY TRACKS???? Horny South Africans, obviously...but other than them???
JAW fan
watch out for those alberta guys...
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