Ever go out in public when you're sick and feel like everyone is gawking at you like you're the Elephant Man?
I had to go to the mall to buy cat food, human food and a newspaper, and I felt like everyone was doing a double-take to look at me. Which they totally were not doing. But it felt like it.
Yes, world, here I am. Looking like crap. Feast your judgemental, unblinking eyes upon me.
7 comments:
With all those medical staff at work, you should be looking a million dollars no matter how bad that cold is!!!!!
Indeed, I should, and yet, I'm not.
I'll have to talk to Human Resources about constructing an on-site spa.
That includes a bar.....
(hope your're feeling better today)
People may be shocked by you,
By what they're really seeing.
Just remember "you're not an animal,
You're a human being."
JAW fan
T'is better to live with Elephant Man paranoia,
Than be a real freak, like Michael Jackson or Latoya
JAW fan
If she has a sex change, does her name change to "Letoya"?
Only if the Office de la Langue Francaise catches up with her.
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