Wednesday, April 30, 2008

News from the USA

You know, with the election coming up and the war still raging, and the economy tanking, you'd think there'd be more important subjects to occupy the media than Barack Obama's pastor. You'd think.

All I can say is: thank goodness for Roger Clemens. Because for all the hoo-haw and mock disgust over Obama's pastor, what the country really needs is an Idiot's Idiot.

And he's not even in trouble over steroids this week!

Yesterday, it was his alleged affair with a 15-year-old. Where did he think he was living? Austria?

Today, it's that he used his private jet to fly babes all over the country. Well, heck. Just what is a private jet for if not babe-flying. Please, he's a baseball player. Who else is he gonna transport across state lines for sexual shenanigans? Umpires?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Its been a particularly bad week for women here with some awful incidents involving men behaving very badly. The baseball player is contemptable and stupid. This is a creepy one - and warning - its a gross-out!

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,23626718-5006789,00.html

You begin to wonder if there are any 'normal' men left in the world! (yes I know, whats your definition of normal.....)

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with beautiful baseball players bumping booties with ball-counting umpires in hopes of a big bang and some bedroom bingo?

JAW Fan

NB: Did I fail to mention that I have un-officially dubbed May as National Alliteration Month