Thursday, June 14, 2007

Thus making life not worth living...

"Kellogg Co. plans to make popular brands like Pop Tarts, Fruit Loops and Apple Jacks healthier. " (CNN)

Dear Mr. Kellogg (Mongoloid, Esq.),

Hands off my Pop Tarts.

If I wanted to eat healthier, I'd buy a frickin' apple.

Yours 4ever,
Nanuk

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm! Apple Jacks...Haven't had them in who-knows-how-long. I used to love my Apple Jacks as a kid, one of the few cereals where I drank the milk afterwards.

JAW fan

cityofmushrooms said...

yeah, no interest in tofu pop tarts out here, neitha!

Anonymous said...

As the parent of a child who thinks Fruit Loops should be one of the two basic food groups (with "more Fruit Loops" being the other), I can tell you that I have recently purchased "new"Fruit Loops with 30% less sugar. They are awful indeed.

I can only imagine what healthy Pop Tarts would taste like. Bleah!

But at least such news allowed you to slip in a John Kennedy Toole reference that isn't also connected to the Arcade Fire.

And that's something, even if it's nothing.

cityofmushrooms said...

and what would those little tete a claques kids think of "healthy" pop tarts?

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

They would chant: On veut PAS des Pop Tarts. On veut PAS des Pop Tarts.

cityofmushrooms said...

thus leaving the poor guy in the bathrobe alone?