Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Know what this is?



It’s a lipo-dissolver.

Know what it does? It injects “a fat-burning chemical cocktail” into your skin to melt fat.

And, yes, people are actually doing this, and then feeling “great” about the results.

Getting shot with a nail gun to lose weight.

Stop the world. I want to get off.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

...however, if the fat you lipo out with this gun could in turn be zapped into your wang for added inches, it would be a super seller with the male population as well.

JAW Fan

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

"Use your wife's extracted belly fat to enlarge your wang".

I think there's serious $$$$ to be made here.

Anonymous said...

...thereby making each other more attractive to their spouse.

It could be promoted as "the ultimate marriage saver"

JAW fan

cityofmushrooms said...

K-tel should market it

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

Ron Popeil has probably already beat them to it.

cityofmushrooms said...

who?

Nanuk of the North, older but no wiser said...

Ron Popeil. Of Popeil's Pocket Fisherman fame. I must say, you don't watch enough t.v.

cityofmushrooms said...

clearly not!
tho I seem to remember that pocket fisherman