Okay, so I shouldn't ride the bus anymore because of stupid people.
And I don't like to drive because of stupid people.
And now it looks like I may not want to fly again because of stupid people.
"Woman Under Fire After In-Flight Flatulence
Nashville, Tenn. -- What do you do if you pass embarrassing gas on an airplane? One woman found out what not to do.
A Nashville International Airport spokeswoman said an American Airlines plane bound for Texas had to make an emergency landing Monday morning in Nashville after matches were lit in flight.
The pilot said the concern was what passengers said they smelled inside the aircraft and that he did not feel it was safe to continue on.
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A woman passenger told investigators that she lit matches to mask gas that she emitted. The female passenger was released without being charged, but was not allowed back on the American Airlines flight."
Morons like her give fart jokes a bad name!
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I'd like to hear billy connolly tell this one
I'm sure Connolly would have nothing but the utmost respect for Miss Gassy Ass.
The stories just keep on coming don't they? And why, oh why, are they always Americans doing something stupid? (thats a rhetorical question everyone!).
I mean, leaving aside the gas problem, lighting matches on an plane???? Really......kind of makes you understand how they elected Reagan and George W TWICE!!!!
Matches are allowed on a plane, but peanut butter* is an issue.
To quote Arsenio Hall, "things that make you go hmmm..."
JAW fan
*woman from work had her peanut butter confiscated.
Maybe the pilot had a peanut allergy? You don't want his head exploding while he's working...
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