Friday, December 29, 2006
My Bizzarro New Year's Resolutions
1. Gain 20 pounds.
2. Start smoking. Work my way up to a pack a day.
3. Stop walking; drive more.
4. Get off the treadmill and onto the couch more often.
5. Read fewer books; watch more reality t.v.
6. Watch porn.
7. Spend money frivolously
8. Spend more than I earn.
9. Embrace Cheney.
10. Kick the cat.
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what if the other cats gang up on you when you are aslepp? re-think #10; the other ones look just about right, tho-
happy 2007
Sadly for me I already have 2, 5 and 6 covered. If you could get others to cover the others that should just leave you with that pesky number 9. I could get Able Assistant's mother to get that one. Oh and while I won't kick my cat, would nudging him firmly out of the way with my foot work? I'd guess I'd get bonus points if said cat has a foot fixation? He really, really likes feet. We wear socks just to protect our innocent toes.
Anyway, Happy New Year....
I'm sure there is someone somewhere desperate enough to take up No 9 - but you may have to pay them.
Somehow I suspect I can find someone for No. 9 faster than No. 1. LLJ just has to do something about those Republican in-laws of hers.
None of my cats are foot fetishists. thank god. I hate having my feet touched. Even by a feline. I do have a cat that is a nose fetishist, though, and I have the scars to prove it. That's one effective way to wake a human at breakfast time.
Hey!
I am not related to that woman in any legal sense. Just so we're clear.
Oh and Cat? Is alarmingly into feet. If you aren't paying attenion he will lay himself across your leg, trap your big toe between his paws and proceed to rub his head all over your toe. AA calls it cat porn. Although I'd rather have my feet attacked than my nose!
Oh and I hate to have my feet touched too.
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