International Affairs
I think I will join the United Nations. That way, I’ll get to New York a couple of times per year, which is nice. Although I hate and am terrified of public speaking, and therefore will be very reluctant to address the Hall, I will attend the annual meeting of the General Assembly, especially if the dates thereof coincide with a Broadway appearance by Ralph Fiennes.
Should there be an international incident which requires my presence in New York at a time when Ralph Fiennes is not on Broadway, I will settle for any production featuring Gabriel Byrne. And in the case of an unprecedented nuclear-related crisis, I’ll even go to see Hugh Jackman.
4 comments:
the feline minions can cover all public speaking
Here you could explain that it is the custom to express things in your country through blogging. Except for those all-important Ralph-centric meetings....
Maybe the empress will declare war on the neighbours? I see touches of meglomania creeping in already. I suspect the cats will be seeking political asylum shortly. Thank goodness I am a long, long way away from all this!!!!
the cats are a distict society
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