It's George Again

Clooney is People’s Sexiest Man Alive for the second time.

I guess this means I have to pull on a trenchcoat, a slouching hat and dark glasses and slither over to a busy news-stand (perhaps the bus station?) to purchase a copy of this embarrassing magazine. I only do this for George. Luckily he doesn’t earn this title every year, though he is certainly entitled to it.

Why can’t they put George in a top hat and a monocle so it looks like I’m buying the New Yorker?