The recent earthquake that was felt across Israel was the result of the "homosexual activity practiced in the country", Knesset Member Shlomo Benizri said Wednesday. (ynet.news)
I've long suspected that when too many people are dancing to I Will Survive at the same time, something bad could occur. I was right.
Stop that disco dancing, you gays!
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party on, lads
(I sometimes wonder, ms nan, if you make these things up)
I can't make up a name like Shlomo Benizri. Honestly.
Those religious types are always picking on someone!
Guys and gals - keep on dancing!
...sad part about this is it's true...not that we caused the earthquake...but that 30 years later we're still dancing to and so strongly associated with "I Will Survive." I think we should switch to "Knock on Wood" for a couple of years as our national dance anthem.
JAW fan
While I will survive is popular here, I have notice It's raining men to really draw a crowd. Maybe it's a geographic thing?
Oddly enough, yesterday morning on the bus this 10-year-old was singing YMCA, while sitting with his father. And I thought: isn't that song gay anymore?
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