LOS ANGELES — Carol Channing's signature dress — a shimmery number she wore in the stage production of “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” — was stolen at a Hollywood hotel.
The 86-year-old actress and her husband were checking into the Hollywood Renaissance Hotel on Thursday when a man swiped one of her bags from a bell cart in the lobby. The dress was on its way to the Smithsonian museum for an exhibit, along with her 1964 Tony award for “Hello Dolly.”
“I'm not crying about it. I didn't know it was such a historic specimen,” she said. (Globe & Mail)
Of course she’s not crying. Nothing on earth can wipe that stupid smile off the woman’s face. Even in her grave she’ll be wearing that hideous Jack Nicholson Joker grin.
3 comments:
Hideous Jack Nicholson Joker Face????...Isn't that a little harsh? I'm surprised you didn't add the "N" word in there, now that we know she has African American ties...Bless you Larry King for exposing the hidden secrets of the stars.
As for poor Miss Freak Face, umm, er, I mean Miss Channing, she should be lucky they didn't whisk away with the dress off her back.
JAW fan
Wow. I'd totally forgotten about Miss Channing's African American side.
I just thought of a great campaign slogan for Barack Obama to counter all those critics who say he isn't "black enough"
BARACK OBAMA: Blacker than Carol Channing.
I'd vote for that.
speaking of shallow: her teeth and voice distress me
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