MADISON, Wis. (AP) - A delivery truck ran over a cyclist's head, leaving him only with a concussion and a mangled helmet. Ryan Lipscomb, 26, was shaken up, especially after he saw the condition of his helmet.
"I didn't see it coming, but I sure felt it roll over my head," he said. "It feels really strange to have a truck run over your head."
Question: Why was the cyclist lying in the road?
4 comments:
note to self: stop lying in the middle of the road
ummm...he was waiting for the chicken?
JAW fan
I thought he was drunk. I remember a drunk person once lying in the road near my house. Oh, wait a sec, that was me.
Ah, youth.
....Youth, my Aunt Fanny!!! Girl, you were in your mid-to-late thirties at the time!*
JAW fan
*of course, I should talk. If I hadn't sauntered out of the house in a drunken stupor right in the middle of supper, you wouldn't have had to come looking for me...ergo, you wouldn't have ended up deliberately sprawling yourself across the pavement. Guess it's all my fault...Of course, somehow I would like to blame it on Ms Chicken Coupons' chicken coupons. Haven't worked out the details yet, but I'm sure the answer lies in us having ordered out to eat.
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