Hurray!

The nutty astronaut love triangle is back in the news! I love this story.

And now it's better than ever because it contains that tasty tabloid treat...naughty e-mails! Whoo hoo. Everyone likes to read other people's naughty e-mails, right?

Actually, I feel sorry for the victim in this because she's already been attacked by the nut, and now her e-mails to her no-good cheatin' boyfriend are all over the Internet. So she gets to be the victim twice. That is really not fair.

But now we all know that Commander Catnip was "dating" these two women at the same time. Yay, we have a villain! I love a good villain.

First lesson learned: Gentlemen, when you are dating two women at the same time, and you are in bed with one, try to never, ever call her by the other woman's name. It just doesn't go over well. D'OH!!