I got my hair cut today. My hairdresser is a serious, serious gambler. I told him I was going to Vegas next month. He asked me what I planned to play. I said blackjack because everybody says it's easy. He was appalled. He says blackjack is very tricky...if you want to win. He didn't have anyone scheduled after me, so he taught me blackjack for 1/2 hour.
He says I need 4 more hours training, and then I can go to Vegas and win. And not make a fool of myself by looking like an amateur.
Thus begins my beautiful career in casino gambling...
4 comments:
I think you should spend your $$$$ at the church of elvis instead
I am an infrequent visitor to the casino here,but when I do,I go for roulette. I don't trust myself enough to play any of the card games.
Vegas is on my 'to visit' list, so be interested to hear about your trip Nanuk.
http://www.lasvegassun.com/blogs/kats-report/2010/sep/10/liberace-museum-closing-final-day-operation-longtm/
Will you get there in time?
OH NOOOOOOOO!
I'm going on Oct. 26!
My life is over! This will drive me to even greater depths of casino gambling.
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